i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions
(Source: eleanorjanestyle, via cruelestwayy)
double standards disgust me. when a guy sleeps with a ton of women he’s a stud but when a girl sleeps with a ton of women she’s a lesbian
That was not the way I expected that sentence to end.
(via kinneys)
it just occurred to me that harry, draco, ron, et al. are the same age as my boss
and then it occurred to me that no they’re not because they’re fictional
things i wish i could say irl:
- ???????? ???? ? ???
- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
- u ok (this is not the same as “you okay?”)
- that one cover of “What Makes You Beautiful” done entirely in laughs
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpyingiCwV8
(via monsieurfootlybits)
not gay as in happy but queer as in sacrificing heterosexuals so i can bathe in their blood and achieve immortality
(via monsieurfootlybits)
In which Fox News illustrates a story about traditional gender roles with a picture of a same-sex couple on their wedding day. That’s it. We’re done here.
(via monsieurfootlybits)
- even though I am still looking at my dashboard, etc., it seems wrong to actually post on tumblr when there are much more important things I should be doing, like homework
- but then again, there are things that feel much more important than homework, like participating in the bottom_draco and dracotops_harry fests on LJ
- and then there are the really important things, i.e. how I actually spend my time: snoodling and watching Workaholics and rewatching Shameless
- you see my predicament.
but I mean as far as “homework” goes there are worse things than reading a series of blog posts my professor wrote for science fiction writers looking to make up languages, and also this delightful book
but like I still would rather write bottom/top!Draco fics can I just
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself
#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more
(via ssammys)
haha, thank youuuu ♥
