• Your name and username. 
• Where you’re from. 
• Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY. 
• What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
• What is a bubbly carbonated drink called? 
• What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
• What do you say to address a group of people?
• What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
• Be a wizard or a vampire?
• How old are you?
• Is it cold where you are?
• What is your favorite color?
• What color are your eyes?
• Do you have freckles? 
• When is your birthday?
• What was the last thing you drank?
• Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends? 
• Eat a taco or a quesadilla? Be a shark or an elephant? 
• Do you speak a second language? Say something in it.
• What do you call gym shoes? 
• What do you call your grandparents? 
• What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket? 
• What is the thing you change the TV channel with? 
• Do you think you have an accent?
• Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
• End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.